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Friday, April 23, 2010
Dato Katak
She's now 'Datuk' Hee Yit Fong
Jelapang state representative Hee Yit Foong, whose defection from DAP triggered the takeover of Perak by BN, will today receive the Darjah Datuk Paduka Mahkota Perak (DPMP).
HAHAHAHAH, only in this bolehland, Katak can become Dato!
I just chui sui only what...... what do you care?
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Katak memang kaya......
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/129490
Ex-Penang DCM Fairus pays off gov't loan
Former deputy chief minister I Mohammad Fairus Khairuddin has settled the state government loan used to purchase a Mercedes Benz.
Deputy Chief Minister I Mansor Othman said Fairus last week deposited RM109,000 into the state treasury account to settle the loan including interest.
Interesting...... Mr F suddenly have money to pay off loan. You know la, the katak trilogy/quadology/billionlogy in this bolehland!
I just chui sui only la..... what do you care?
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
指是“骗子”“老狐狸” 武吉公满村民“围剿”黄燕燕
(吉隆坡20日讯)武吉公满村民指黄燕燕是“骗子”和“老狐狸”,使到前往乌雪助选的旅游部长黄燕燕陷入尴尬局面。
武吉公满村民因不满副揆慕尤丁日前一番“山埃采金说谎论”,周二下午约2时在乌雪拦住准备前往助选的劳勿国会议员的旅游部长黄燕燕,并揶揄她是老狐狸,只会说甜言蜜语,不再是他们心目中的部长,而是一个骗子。
在黄燕燕还未抵达在新古毛新村所举行的交流茶会之前,数十名武吉公满村民已经在等候黄燕燕的到来,以便拦住后者以求后者针对山埃采金课题给予村民一个交待。他们也高唱黄燕燕助选主题曲“1234567,我的燕燕在哪里”。
当黄燕燕抵达时,场面顿时陷入混乱,武吉公满村民与黄燕燕在外僵持约25分钟,让黄燕燕无法进入交流会会场。村民不断大喊她为老狐狸,爱说甜言蜜语部长,更揶揄她像老狐狸一样奸诈,被村民大骂后依然能保持笑脸迎人,这就是所谓的政治人物惯有的作风。
黄燕燕试图平复村民的心情,并要求村民给她五分钟解释,却不得要领。当她解释不到两分钟时,就被村民打断,场面再次陷入混乱,村民更不断揶揄她为老狐狸。
无论如何,黄燕燕依然没有亲口说出接见他们的承诺,不过她的秘书在为她解围时,表示部长会接见他们,并会尽快安排卫生部及环境部官员前往该地了解情况。
而后,虽然黄燕燕已进入交流茶会会场,他们还是不断的吵闹,高喊“她曾是他们心目中的部长,曾经投她一票,不过现在是骗子,让他们有家归不得”。
source: http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2010/04/20/177.html
黄燕燕只会讲海南鸡饭和肉骨茶是马来西亚的专利,她会帮我们啊?她只是出来吹水罢了。
我也是吹吹水罢了,你吹啊!
Friday, March 26, 2010
Dato Ting you are chui sui la
丁福南:火箭执政后打压言论 埋怨媒体不重视民政
(北海25日讯)槟州民政党主席拿督丁福南表示,自民政党在2年前全国大选没有取得任何议席之后,即开始不受到报章的重视,新闻不是登得很小就是 完全没有刊登。
他同时也表示,该党青年团在州议会开会期间都会派员出席,由于不是州议员的身份,有时甚至召开新闻发布会也不被获准,证明行 动党在执政后,全面打压言论自由,导致该党的发言空间受到限制。
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Translation: Gerakan's Penang President, Dato Ting said no media coverage on them after they lose the 308 election 2 years ago. He said DAP control the media so that no coverage on Gerakan.
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Your head la Dato Ting. Your BN always control the media, how do DAP control the media? Even today your BN still control the media la. One thing for sure, you never do anything to help Penang people what....... How the media want to report ar? Can they said you do nothing since 308? Now you get coverage lo, because you said no media coverage lo. HAHAHAHAHAH.
I just chui sui only what...... what do you care?
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Australian Banker Caught Surfing Porn on Live TV
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Spend 15k for greeting cards
(北海8日讯)诗布朗再再也区州议员拿督阿力夏邮寄2万张的贺年卡予巴东埔国会选区的华裔选民。
阿力夏今早11时前往北海巴眼达南的槟州邮政局邮寄贺年卡时,向记者如此表示。
他说,自2004年他担任诗布朗再也州议员以来,就从不间断的在各佳节如开斋节,屠妖节及农历新年期间,都会邮寄贺卡予相关的选民。许多选民都会珍惜其贺卡,甚至还有一位华裔妇女向他致谢,因为连其孩子都不曾寄贺卡予她这名母亲,因此他打算长期寄贺卡予所有的选民。
他表示,今年他单在邮寄农历新年的贺卡方面,就花费超过1万5000令吉。有爱心咯。。。。。。可是1万5000是从哪里来?选区拨款?
我只是吹水罢了。。。。。。
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Joker of the year - guarantee no one will overtake him!
themalaysianinsider.com
From the news:
"I was angry and scared but still taking off my pants......"
HUH? You are small kid r? or Retarded at that time?
The S***** joker guarantee is the joker of the year. No one will ever overtake him for the first place of joker man!
I just chui shui only what......
Friday, January 22, 2010
How freedom in this mud land?
In Chinese only:
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/122480
Thursday, January 21, 2010
A good reason for cancelling credit card
Download the PDF and see for yourself!
http://hotfile.com/dl/25123040/39366c0/MX-M350U_20091207_171754.pdf.html
Malaysia boleh!
I just chui sui only la......
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Malaysian should read this book!
http://www.amazon.com/Malaysian-Maverick-Mahathir-Turbulent-Asia-Pacific/dp/0230238734
Saturday, November 21, 2009
HUH?
http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/SEAsia/Story/STIStory_456859.html
He also criticized youngster to mix english with mud land language on text msg and internet. AIYO, who cares? Beside, the language the youngster using nowaday is not english, mud land, or any mixture of language, but a language of their own. This man is really a funny man! HAHAHA.
I just chui sui only la......
Friday, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Keep up the good work
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/117628
Again, I just chui sui only what......
Friday, October 9, 2009
Who is the violence one?
BM: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/114490
中文:http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/114493
The good thing about this is that Mat Rempit has a real job now, to beat up non-Mr N's people.
I just chui sui only la.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Here goes the democracy to toilet again......
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/111891
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/111890
Here goes the democrary to toilet again...... sad sad
Notice the yellow men at end of the news? Economy so bad now, who got the time to do this stupid thing? Unless is hired by some one la. Also can see, the mata man treat them nicely. Since when demonstration is welcome in this boleh-land? I tot I read the news somewhere, some BN people warn you all do not demo, else kena tangkap.
I just chui sui only what......
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
This is really "A NE KUAN PUN BOLEH" !!!!!!
BM: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/110313
中文:http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/110337
really Malaysia boleh la...... why not just make up a statistic, saying 10 million malaysians did the survey and all support "you know what", hahahahaha.
I just chui sui onli la......
Monday, August 10, 2009
Rocket talak duit le......
Mr L, if not handling this carefully and this will sink rocket into Selat Melaka le......
Mr U, rocket talak duit le...... Also the problem was created by M.I.C.k.e.y, aiya, they must have brain wash you during the detention.......
I just chui sui onli la......
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Mr. M 讲话
大佬,您所说的”马来人则居住木屋区“,您大佬做了大大佬那么多年都没有解决吗?可不可以大佬您捐些来帮帮?
"Justice For Beng Hock" goes online!
News and update are in there.
请大家告诉大家, Justice For Beng Hock。
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
JUSTICE for Beng Hock
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/108923
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/108856
http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2009/07/20/109.html
http://www.sun2surf.com/article.cfm?id=35976
Mr. N, have you find out how to deal with this from all your chui sui yao advisors?
