tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58124638053341913692023-11-17T01:12:03.244+08:00A Ne Kuan Pun Boleh?Anything also boleh in this crazy land......
I just talk talk and chui sui chui sui nia la...... If you dun like, I dun care what......
If you like, visit more lo......ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.comBlogger128125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-71275022916714902752013-02-05T10:23:00.004+08:002013-02-05T10:23:58.065+08:00Douglas Lim Adele spoof<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oOhZ6vI6UZ0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Bastard, so you lansi now
Got a young girlfriend with big ningkupao
Bastard you think your dreams came true
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you
Old man, you think you are so great
You don't realise, you're just a cinapek
I hate to turn up of out of the blue uninvited
but this use to be my house, you stupid bastard
You think that you have won and that my heart is torn
But as for me, it isn't over
Never mind I’ll find some Melayu
He’ll be nothing but the best, It’s true
I’ll be happy, You’ll see, And all my kids will be Bumi
They’ll reap the benefits of the NEP
I’ll be included in Article 153.
You know, We have UMNO ties, So the future will be the time of our lives.
We’ll buy a big house, And eight thousand cows, With the government loan,
Because the world is ours.
A contract will turn up out of the blue uninvited
but rezeki jangan di tolak, we shouldn't fight it
I used to drive a Kancil but soon I'll have AP to buy a new Land Rover
Never mind I’ll find some Melayu
Don't care Ali, Ahmad or Abu
When you see me again, I might already be Datin
xxxx xxx xxxx xxxx election MP
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I'll have lunch with the King, have everything
Won't need to save up to buy diamond ring
Only thing I won't have in the house is an anjing
Never mind I'll find some Melayu
He'll be nothing but the best its true
I'll be happy you see, cause all my kids will be Bumi
They'll reap the benefits of the NEP
Never mind I'll find some Melayu
Don't care Ali, Ahmad or Abu
Yes I'll be happy, you'll see
When I bergelar isteri
I'll be his favourite wife although I might be number three
I'll be his favourite wife till he khawin lagiahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-68860610461119450002012-03-06T13:08:00.002+08:002012-03-06T13:08:31.829+08:00Malaysian should be reading this<a href="http://aspanaliasnet.blogspot.com/2012/03/makhluk-perosak-tidak-boleh-memperbaiki.html" target="_blank">http://aspanaliasnet.blogspot.com/2012/03/makhluk-perosak-tidak-boleh-memperbaiki.html</a><br />
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<a href="http://aspanaliasnet.blogspot.com/2012/03/lupakan-masalah-masa-lampau-muhyiddin.html" target="_blank">http://aspanaliasnet.blogspot.com/2012/03/lupakan-masalah-masa-lampau-muhyiddin.html</a>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-77290638290755678282012-02-20T18:12:00.000+08:002012-02-20T18:12:07.193+08:00劲爆!马华机密会议片段外泄!马华公会大选前最重要的机密会议竟然外泄!看总会长菜CD怎样在会议发飙!记得疯传给全马华人啊!<br />
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Source: youtube!ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-9204622959039379572012-02-14T14:05:00.000+08:002012-02-14T14:05:44.013+08:00Top 100 First World Problems<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gXCsRlpbqPM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
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btw: Justin Bieber isn't just a first world problem, he is more of a entire world problem!<br />
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Source: youtube!ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-27260953215971971802012-01-11T11:09:00.002+08:002012-01-11T11:09:43.967+08:00Corrupt Affairs Malaysia<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uDad1DgLjvU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-58804980884131534202012-01-11T11:07:00.001+08:002012-01-11T11:07:28.551+08:00Steven Chow in BERSIH2.0<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0l797oiy-HU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-31245121870355103922012-01-11T10:56:00.002+08:002012-01-11T10:56:52.346+08:00How A Blind Person Cooks Food Alone<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/umiOuVA7PEc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-87462208822519123142012-01-04T08:03:00.001+08:002012-01-04T08:03:50.402+08:00Learn English the Chinese way<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dowNFKCC_ZA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-47407025114554102732011-12-30T07:59:00.000+08:002011-12-30T07:59:43.324+08:00Frog eating bugs out from iPhoneFrog eating bugs out from iPhone<br />
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Wait until last few seconds, the frog fed up.ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-77731394407016111142011-12-21T16:52:00.000+08:002011-12-21T16:52:30.467+08:00The Original Shuffle-ling:P<br />
In your face, LMFAO!<br />
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Anyway, for those that unhappy, watch the video to cheer up.<br />
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民主万岁!<br />
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<b>诉前锋报诽谤得直<br />
林冠英获赔20万元</b><br />
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【本刊记者撰述】槟城高庭今天指示《马来西亚前锋报》(Utusan Malaysia)为之前刊载诽谤槟城首长林冠英的文章,赔偿后者20万元。 <br />
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承审法官瓦基斯(Varghese George Varughese)今天宣判时表示,本身看过有关文章的七个段落后,发现它们确实存有恶意(malicious)、意图误导读者,并以蒙蔽之意编写。 <br />
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根据《星报》报道,引述法官所言:“这文章纯是浮夸之词且没有实据。文章中也没有确实资讯来源,因(文章)作者表示《马来西亚前锋报》遭抵制,所以他无法确认其中论据”。 <br />
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source: http://merdekareview.com/news/n/21806.htmlahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-67821852019758186502011-12-12T10:27:00.001+08:002011-12-12T10:27:36.698+08:00Parallel parking that we should learn<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bsK5C8m44JY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-61202361395376983882011-11-03T10:34:00.003+08:002011-11-03T10:34:44.589+08:00Most Crazy Country<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://dailyinfographic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nkorea.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"><img border="0" height="3500" width="1000" src="http://dailyinfographic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/nkorea.jpg" /></a></div><br />
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Source: http://dailyinfographic.comahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-43734440957925438422011-11-03T08:06:00.000+08:002011-11-03T08:06:23.350+08:00Niamah!!!: Hiyoh! How can this happen one?<a href="http://www.niamah.com/2011/11/niamah.html">Niamah!!!: Hiyoh! How can this happen one?</a><br />BN -> rugi rugi rugi<div>PR -> untung untung untung<br /><br />Niamah is a blog by Patrick Teoh.</div>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-39774619014595281212011-09-23T23:02:00.000+08:002011-09-23T23:02:19.576+08:00100 Greatest Shut Ups in Films<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rxTbdj2c61c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-61497760353603476082011-09-21T16:10:00.001+08:002011-09-21T16:11:39.157+08:00How will you die?WTF, how will you die?<br />
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source: dailyinfographic.comahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-71031959391586948452011-08-25T09:39:00.002+08:002011-08-25T09:39:30.706+08:00Close call?Some says it is fake, some says it is real. Anyone can verify that?<br />
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source: youtube!ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-54977787798139947982011-07-22T11:03:00.000+08:002011-07-22T11:03:58.962+08:00Dancing squid seafoodFound at Hokkaido Japan. Want some?<br />
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source: youtube la!ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-70039748836808936262011-07-19T10:48:00.000+08:002011-07-19T10:48:22.592+08:00Good dog get beer<object height="390" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NEmDHO9rLGY&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NEmDHO9rLGY&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-26092464353779901132011-07-04T15:47:00.000+08:002011-07-04T15:47:51.454+08:00Finniest Ways to Die? (Not for kids)<a href="http://www.lifeinsurancefinder.com.au/images/Funniest-deaths-Infographic.jpg" target="_new"><img src="http://www.lifeinsurancefinder.com.au/images/Funniest-deaths-Infographic-thumb.jpg" title="24 Funniest Ways To Die Infographic - Life Insurance Finder" width="640" /></a><br />
Produced by <a href="http://www.lifeinsurancefinder.com.au/">Life Insurance Finder</a>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-17123873906113341182011-06-30T09:23:00.002+08:002011-06-30T09:23:50.304+08:00WTF Thursday<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1z8UcgtxxNY" width="480"></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-3338174896612171812011-06-27T17:24:00.000+08:002011-06-27T17:24:20.828+08:00Semen-Based Recipes?Seriously this is for real, the book is really selling at some online book store.<br />
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If you follow the link below, it even have reader/buyer comment saying it taste good? <span style="font-size: large;"><b>WTF!</b></span><br />
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http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959</a>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5812463805334191369.post-52292521930598943462011-06-22T16:45:00.002+08:002011-06-22T16:45:42.564+08:00Only in Belgium<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LxDjuZY1oC0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>ahsianghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02343663880444468494noreply@blogger.com0