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Saturday, December 18, 2010

19 girls in one car

New world of record supposedly?



Question: how many fat girls can fit into a car??

Friday, December 17, 2010

Cute lady bird video

Today no ciak lat video, just cube video

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Most violent Lego video

most violent Lego video:

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Taxi driver in China driving in wrong way

Why don't the passengers just get out of the taxi right away??????



source: youtube

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Too much weeds or mushroom?

Too much weeds or mushroom?



source: http://thedailywh.at/post/1723753429/lights-out-ill-have-the-exact-opposite-of-what

Monday, November 29, 2010

Kereta lembu?

BAHAHAHAHA, kereta lumbulembu? :P

Friday, November 26, 2010

Cats vs Rat

Saturday, November 20, 2010

警官受训成肃赌专家

This is damn funny! Police to learn to gamble to understand the criminal? And what suppose the narcotic department's Police need to know? taking drugs? :P Sun Tzu said "know yourself and enemy, and you will win every battle"?

Cops have ace up their sleeve

孙子说“知己知彼,百战百胜”?肃赌警察要学赌博,肃毒警察需要学吸毒吗? :P

总警长:要抓贼先成“贼” 警官受训成肃赌专家

Thursday, November 18, 2010

'You look like shit'

WARNING: Parent guide required!
4 mins plus full of "S**T"!



source: http://theinternettoday.net/videos/you-look-like-shit-megacut/

Friday, November 12, 2010

A map of the world :P



source: http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/
source: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/e4b0t/i_made_another_map_this_time_its_of_the_world_and/

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Obama in 50cent?



Obama in 50cent mode?

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Proton Inspira (Walan?)

Funny remake of the popular Hitler youtube video, this time with WALAN (Waja+Lancer) :P
Enjoy!



source: http://rojaks.blogspot.com/2010/10/parody-of-proton-inspira-by-hitler.html

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

马华欠全国人民一个交代

民主行动党州秘书兼太平区国会议员倪可敏今日揭发,由马华创办的金宝拉曼大学四处向华社募捐建校经费,但当真正的慈善家愿意捐出3000万巨款予金宝拉曼大学建宿舍时,马华却以诸多理由拒绝该慈善家无私的捐献。

倪可敏形容这起事件为“天下最离谱的事”,而马华更欠全国人民一个交代!

这笔3000万的巨款相信是金宝拉曼大学创校迄今最大笔的捐款。

拉大没宿舍学生租金贵

倪可敏披露,现年77岁的慈善家官有缘近日寄发电邮予他,揭露了金宝拉曼大学不为人知的一面。

在该封电邮中官有缘申诉,有监于拉曼大学没有兴建学生宿舍,造成该校1万3000名学生被迫在校外租住私营宿舍,许多学生被迫缴付昂贵的租金,一间双人房每月租金甚至达420元。为了帮助广大莘莘学子,他个人毅然决定献捐3千万元兴建学生宿舍,造福学子、培育英才。令人震惊的是,过去近一年马华及该大学的管理层却以许多莫名奇妙的理由拒绝他的捐款,离谱程度让人咋舌。

倪可敏也披露,马华当年向州政府以最廉宜的地价申请到一块广达1,300英亩的政府土地,过后到处向华社募捐,筹到的款项包括已故林梧桐捐出的1千万等总共逾亿令吉,但是该大学至今发展的面积不只250英亩,尚余1千英亩地有待开发。

“令人不能接受的是,马华身为执政党不但无法争取政府拨款,还四处向人民伸手要钱,如今更离谱的是有人要捐钱办教育,马华却百般推搪,天理何在?“

倪可敏强调,这是他从政以来见过“最离谱的一件事”,“马华欠全国人民一个交代,如果不须筹款,马华应把向民间筹获的义款统统退还!”。

他质问,“有人捐3千万你不要,却到处向华社要钱,马华你怎么说?”。

马华领袖谋取个人私利?

倪氏指出,行动党接获许多人民投诉,金宝拉曼大学本身没有宿舍跟某些马华领袖在金宝拉曼大学谋取个人私利有关,据悉该大学四周的土地由马华领袖拥有,每年向学生收租赚取丰厚的利益,他希望马华总会长蔡细历开城布公、针对此事向华社交代,同时公布金宝拉曼大学的户口以取信于民。

倪氏也指出,该名慈善家欲捐献的巨款只有一个条件,即该笔高达3000万的巨款必须兴建学生宿舍,所有盈利供该大学兴建更多宿舍,他一分钱都不要。

倪氏表示,现年77岁的慈善家官有缘在过去近四年以个人名义颁发了70份奖学金予拉曼大学清寒子弟,他颁发的奖学金只有一个条件,即该名学生将来毕业后必须承诺传承“推己及人”的助人精神,捐助家境贫苦的学生,其他的全免。

source : http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/141470


MCA, what do you have to say?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

World Cup 2010 worst acting but it works

The worst acting ever in World Cup 2010, see how the Ivory Coast player do his trick!



But Kaka still being sent out. HUH?



WHAT THE ****?

p/s: You might also interested in these blog posts regarding World Cup 2010
http://outdatedpenanguncle.blogspot.com/search/label/world%20cup

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Why old folks should stay away from internet

A lady call up to service/support of a Internet company to ask them to remove the pacman on her google home screen, listen to the long 5 mins phone conversation.



Here is how it looks like on Google:


source:
http://gizmodo.com/5559084/tech-support-call-why-old-people-shouldnt-use-the-internet

Friday, June 4, 2010

Bolehland people, watch this video

People in bolehland, with so many screw up by BN since the beginning of Mr M time (or Rosmajid's father time). Sit back and relax with this song.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Dumpest hacking demo

OMG, see people can upload anything onto YouTube. This is the dumpest hacking demo. It is not even a demo.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

You are fired because you are telling the truth!

Only in this Bolehland. You are fired because you are telling the truth!


国营电视台开大铡对付周泽南

立即停职并指示辅警监护送走

在制作人周泽南(右图)两次指控时事节目《前线视窗》受政治干扰后,国营电视台(RTM)除了早前的加强新闻管制外,今天更对周泽南开大铡,终止其合约,并指示辅警严密监督下,将他送出电视台。

周泽南向《当今大马》表示,今早他到国营电视台办公室时就察觉到有两名辅警出现,事有蹊跷。其后上午11点左右,新任监督官员叶诗铨请他见人事部主任沙费克(Mohd Shafiq)。

“沙费克客套地向我说,谢谢我的服务等等,表示因为经费有限,所以唯有立即中止我的服务合同。”

他说明,沙费克之后就立即请他归还员工证,并且指示在场的两名辅警陪伴他收拾自己的东西,并且监护他离开电视台。

周泽南的服务合约原本应该到明年一月,由于合约已表明雇方可以随时在没有赔偿的情况下终止合同,因此他并没有获得任何的赔偿。

询及这次的停职是否跟他揭发两次节目干预有关,周泽南铁定地回答,“这是肯定的。”


source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/131675

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Twitter saves man from toilet mishap!

A Japanese man stuck in public restroom without toilet roll, he asked for help using twitter, and help was there after ~20 mins. So shall we tweet today?



Visit http://outdatedpenanguncle.blogspot.com/ for more technology news and tips.

source: http://www.japantrends.com/twitter-saves-man-from-toilet-mishap/

Monday, April 26, 2010

Knows they underwear secret

source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/129852

纳吉呼吁继续让再益成“退货”
获两议员爆料连民联内裤都知

.....
“我的(美国)华盛顿之旅,有两名独立国会议员随同,他们就是祖基菲里和再林。一天参加座谈会之后,他们来到我的房间,透露了一切。”

“我已知道所有的事情……甚至达到他们(在野党)所穿内裤的程度。”
.....

Translation:
Rosmajib told people to reject Zaib
2 independant MP told secret til the underwear of Pakatan

We have a case here, how these 2 fler know what underwear Pakatan is wearing? Unless they are pepping tom......
I just chui sui only, what do you care?

Sunday, April 25, 2010

巫青团叫嚣干扰民联讲座

source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/129502

巫青团叫嚣干扰民联讲座
向群众抛掷水瓶险酿冲突


在昨日提名后,民联昨晚在新古毛的克林镇举办讲座,但是却迎来不速之客闹场,一群疑是巫青团员不停叫嚣干扰讲座,甚至在国会反对党领袖安华抵达后,向群众抛掷水瓶,差点与民联支持者爆发一场冲突。

根据民联乌雪协调员阿里拉曼透露,这群相信是巫青团员的国阵支持者,整个晚上不停叫嚣,包括在民联领袖如果真的副主席慕斯达法卡米尔、行动党蒲种国会议员哥宾星和公青团长山苏致辞时,多番干扰。

出言不逊抨“安华鸡奸”

hulu selangor by election bottle throwing incident 170410 02这场讲座约有500人出席,但是大约30至40名国阵支持者却在草场的另一边,隔着篱笆叫嚣,包括抨击“安华鸡奸”、“安华是猪”等,甚至在群众经过时,数次向他们抛掷水瓶。

当安华在晚上11点15分左右抵达时,这群国阵支持者更是越发激烈的出言侮辱安华,以及抛掷水瓶。

民联支持者尝试阻止叫嚣

这种挑衅做法最终引起民联支持者的不满,大约30名民联支持者一度冲过去阻止国阵支持者闹事,现场也有一些国阵青年团代表尝试要求支持者冷静,缓和一触即发的气氛。

这种剑拔弩张的气氛维持了大约10分钟,最终在大约30名警员和数名轻型镇暴队员的介入下,将两派支持者分开。

在警方的介入后,是晚的讲座才得以顺利继续举行,而民联领袖也趁机炮轰国阵支持者的挑衅做法无礼和没有教养。


各位朋友,看到了吧,守规举是民联,捣乱是国阵!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

慕大人睁大眼睛吹水

source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/129373
My chui sui comment in bold red.

慕尤丁狂风暴雨中拨款华小
吹倒讲台正副部长惨遭淋湿

乌雪补选硝烟响起,华小课题循例成为国阵民联的拉拢对象。国阵政府今天大手笔拨款300万令吉给武吉柏仑东武吉丁雅华小充作建校基金,但是天却不作美带来大风雨,不但吹倒讲台,出席动工礼的副首相和正副部长等嘉宾更惨被淋湿,被迫放弃原有的沙发全程站立。

副首相兼教育部长慕尤丁今午亲临武吉柏仑东武吉丁雅华小,宣布拨款300万令吉充作建校基金。若再加上中央政府拨出的校地,该校实际上获得拨款600万令吉。

奇怪,只有补选时才会有拨款。难道我们要诅咒我们国州议员才会有拨款?

马华新古毛州议员黄冠文早前强调,武吉丁雅华小建校工程将在7个月内 “神速”完成,以便赶在2011年新学年开学时造福400名学生无需往返远地奔波。

黄冠文一提“水”雨势变大

NONE无论如何,今日下午3点的动工礼后便开始下起细雨。身为“东道主”的黄冠文为了化解尴尬,刻意在演说中引述华人民俗的“水为财”理论,来解释老天“感受”到政府今天拨款300万令吉的厚意。

不料当他一提及“水”字眼时,雨势马上变得更大,场面更显尴尬。

为时45分钟的暴风雨,在唱国歌环节时毫不留情将讲台吹倒,置放在讲台上的麦克风也散落一地,差点吓着当时站在台上的慕尤丁、马华署理总会长兼卫生部长廖中莱、房地部长江作汉、农业部长诺奥马、副教育部长魏家祥、副财政部长曹智雄、马华副总会长林祥才等贵宾。

老天给你们警告了,老天要来收拾你们了

警卫团冒雨紧握帐篷四角

为了避免帐篷被狂风吹走导致嘉宾成为落汤鸡的尴尬场面,志愿警卫团和工作人员不惜冒着风雨紧握帐篷四角。

相比之下,位于贵宾帐篷下方的群众帐篷则幸运得多,没有受到狂风暴雨的无情蹂躏。约有300人出席动工礼。

武吉丁雅华小早获准动工

NONE慕尤丁在风雨中上台演讲时,即打圆场表明尽管今午天不作美,但现场气氛依然“华丽”。

他在演说中极力否认拨款华小和乌雪补选有关,表明政府早在去年的“人民冠军”活动上,宣布批准武吉丁雅华小动工。

对于民联州政府指责教育部没有兴建华小,慕尤丁强调这是不确实的言论,因为华小和淡米尔小学是国家教育体系的一部分。

他说,政府不只协助华淡小的硬体建设,也每年耗费18亿令吉培训各源流学校师资。

宗教司同意跨宗教委员会

针对“促进跨宗教谅解与和谐委员会”会否成为补选课题,慕尤丁解释,国阵已事先获得各州宗教司(mufti)同意,因此他认为此事无不妥。

“他们只是提出建议,而我们则做出正面回应,所考虑到的包括回教徒与非回教徒社群的看法。”

“我们正关注现阶段和改变现状,这个问题我们一定要以明智的手法处理。”

斥武吉公满山埃事件谎言

另一方面,慕尤丁也力斥行动党,企图藉彭亨劳勿的武吉公满山埃采金事件捞取选票,甚至形容那是“谎言”。

“看来最新的课题是,行动党要把彭亨州劳勿的金矿场形容为带来破坏、有山埃和有毒化学物,这是个天大的谎言!”

“他们要把这项由外资和彭亨州政府参与的计划扭曲为不对人民带来丝毫好处。他们要利用乌雪补选为平台,这里的选民可能不清楚实况,甚至会遭误导以为国阵残暴、国阵不理会环境、国阵置人民健康和居民利益于不顾,但这全是他们在扭曲事实。”

“我要解释,我们已对金矿场计划进行详细考察,相关部门机构都证实该计划能安全进行、没有危害人民和工人健康,一切都没有问题。”

他披露,他今天揭露此事,是因掌握了足够情报,显示行动党要藉这项议题兴风作浪。

他强调,国阵决不退缩,化被动为主动,不容许行动党扭曲事实的伎俩得逞。

“我们讲求真凭实据,我们不是说谎的政党。”

慕大人睁大眼睛吹水!

安华挑起安可课题不为惧

询及国会反对党领袖安华挑起的安可(apco)公关公司课题,慕尤丁回应这是反对党在补选惯用的伎俩,表示国阵将在竞选活动中,由部长和领袖针对反对党挑起的每件事详细解答。

“我认为没有一个课题我们答不出。”

顺应民心推出卡马拉纳丹

针对国大党候选人卡马拉纳丹,慕尤丁表示后者逐渐获得接受,表明国阵是基于乌雪社群在提出新面孔的要求下,安排卡马拉纳丹上阵。

“所以我们满足人民的要求,即以民为本。我们以民众的一切要求为优先。”

他认为,尽管卡马拉纳丹是名新人,但随着竞选期来临,卡马拉纳丹可深入每个选区自我介绍,让更多人认识。

“卡马拉纳丹的背景很好、和善,我认为我们的候选人强过公正党候选人(再益依布拉欣)。”

他希望,民联在明日的提名日能自我克制,不要制造骚乱。


我只是吹吹水,你吹啊?

Friday, April 23, 2010

Dato Katak

source: http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/129546

She's now 'Datuk' Hee Yit Fong
Jelapang state representative Hee Yit Foong, whose defection from DAP triggered the takeover of Perak by BN, will today receive the Darjah Datuk Paduka Mahkota Perak (DPMP).

HAHAHAHAH, only in this bolehland, Katak can become Dato!
I just chui sui only what...... what do you care?

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Katak memang kaya......

Source:
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/129490

Ex-Penang DCM Fairus pays off gov't loan
Former deputy chief minister I Mohammad Fairus Khairuddin has settled the state government loan used to purchase a Mercedes Benz.

Deputy Chief Minister I Mansor Othman said Fairus last week deposited RM109,000 into the state treasury account to settle the loan including interest.


Interesting...... Mr F suddenly have money to pay off loan. You know la, the katak trilogy/quadology/billionlogy in this bolehland!
I just chui sui only la..... what do you care?

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

指是“骗子”“老狐狸” 武吉公满村民“围剿”黄燕燕

二零一零年四月二十日 晚上七时三十五分

(吉隆坡20日讯)武吉公满村民指黄燕燕是“骗子”和“老狐狸”,使到前往乌雪助选的旅游部长黄燕燕陷入尴尬局面。

武吉公满村民因不满副揆慕尤丁日前一番“山埃采金说谎论”,周二下午约2时在乌雪拦住准备前往助选的劳勿国会议员的旅游部长黄燕燕,并揶揄她是老狐狸,只会说甜言蜜语,不再是他们心目中的部长,而是一个骗子。

在黄燕燕还未抵达在新古毛新村所举行的交流茶会之前,数十名武吉公满村民已经在等候黄燕燕的到来,以便拦住后者以求后者针对山埃采金课题给予村民一个交待。他们也高唱黄燕燕助选主题曲“1234567,我的燕燕在哪里”。

当黄燕燕抵达时,场面顿时陷入混乱,武吉公满村民与黄燕燕在外僵持约25分钟,让黄燕燕无法进入交流会会场。村民不断大喊她为老狐狸,爱说甜言蜜语部长,更揶揄她像老狐狸一样奸诈,被村民大骂后依然能保持笑脸迎人,这就是所谓的政治人物惯有的作风。

黄燕燕试图平复村民的心情,并要求村民给她五分钟解释,却不得要领。当她解释不到两分钟时,就被村民打断,场面再次陷入混乱,村民更不断揶揄她为老狐狸。

无论如何,黄燕燕依然没有亲口说出接见他们的承诺,不过她的秘书在为她解围时,表示部长会接见他们,并会尽快安排卫生部及环境部官员前往该地了解情况。

而后,虽然黄燕燕已进入交流茶会会场,他们还是不断的吵闹,高喊“她曾是他们心目中的部长,曾经投她一票,不过现在是骗子,让他们有家归不得”。

source: http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2010/04/20/177.html

黄燕燕只会讲海南鸡饭和肉骨茶是马来西亚的专利,她会帮我们啊?她只是出来吹水罢了。

我也是吹吹水罢了,你吹啊!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

反对高渊泊车收费!

什么啊?这样小小的市镇也要泊车收费?What the heck? This is very small town and you want to collect parking fee?

http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2010/04/01/16.html
http://thestar.com.my/metro/story.asp?file=/2010/4/1/north/5972890&sec=north

高渊人,或者是喜欢高渊的人,或者是喜欢高渊食物的人,请你加入反对高渊泊车收费!

NT people, or people that like NT, or people that like NT food, join us to OBJECT PARKING FEE in NT!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Dato Ting you are chui sui la

http://www.kwongwah.com.my/news/2010/03/26/14.html

丁福南:火箭执政后打压言论 埋怨媒体不重视民政

二零一零年三月二十六日 凌晨十二时三十一分

(北海25日讯)槟州民政党主席拿督丁福南表示,自民政党在2年前全国大选没有取得任何议席之后,即开始不受到报章的重视,新闻不是登得很小就是 完全没有刊登。

他同时也表示,该党青年团在州议会开会期间都会派员出席,由于不是州议员的身份,有时甚至召开新闻发布会也不被获准,证明行 动党在执政后,全面打压言论自由,导致该党的发言空间受到限制。

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Translation: Gerakan's Penang President, Dato Ting said no media coverage on them after they lose the 308 election 2 years ago. He said DAP control the media so that no coverage on Gerakan.

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Your head la Dato Ting. Your BN always control the media, how do DAP control the media? Even today your BN still control the media la. One thing for sure, you never do anything to help Penang people what....... How the media want to report ar? Can they said you do nothing since 308? Now you get coverage lo, because you said no media coverage lo. HAHAHAHAHAH.

I just chui sui only what...... what do you care?

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Australian Banker Caught Surfing Porn on Live TV

It was an unlucky day for David Kiely, an employee of Macquarie Bank, who got caught browsing nude photos of Miranda Kerr GQ Magazine shoots while his colleague Martin Lakos was live on the air.It looks like David Kiely was reading some emails (1:00) and the photos are email attachments. His another colleague was noticed first (1:25) and he turned his head back (1:33) at the end of the live TV.



Saturday, February 13, 2010

Happy Chinese New Year!

Happy Chinese New Year to those celebrating. :)
Wish you a very prosperous new year ahead!





You might also interested to visit:
http://outdatedpenanguncle.blogspot.com/
http://anekuanpunboleh.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Spend 15k for greeting cards

In chinese only.

(北海8日讯)诗布朗再再也区州议员拿督阿力夏邮寄2万张的贺年卡予巴东埔国会选区的华裔选民。

阿力夏今早11时前往北海巴眼达南的槟州邮政局邮寄贺年卡时,向记者如此表示。

他说,自2004年他担任诗布朗再也州议员以来,就从不间断的在各佳节如开斋节,屠妖节及农历新年期间,都会邮寄贺卡予相关的选民。许多选民都会珍惜其贺卡,甚至还有一位华裔妇女向他致谢,因为连其孩子都不曾寄贺卡予她这名母亲,因此他打算长期寄贺卡予所有的选民。

他表示,今年他单在邮寄农历新年的贺卡方面,就花费超过1万5000令吉。


有爱心咯。。。。。。可是1万5000是从哪里来?选区拨款?


我只是吹水罢了。。。。。。

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Joker of the year - guarantee no one will overtake him!

People, go read this news:
themalaysianinsider.com

From the news:
"I was angry and scared but still taking off my pants......"

HUH? You are small kid r? or Retarded at that time?

The S***** joker guarantee is the joker of the year. No one will ever overtake him for the first place of joker man!



I just chui shui only what......

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

How high is this fler IQ?

I wonder how high is this fler Z****** IQ is? How could he say such thing? Why not he dissolve the whole Perak DUN and do the election again? Why only Pakatan seats only? You don't dare to quit r? Only ask Pakatan to quit only wor...... If you dare you also quit with the rest of BM seat la......
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/123415

I just chui sui only what...... what do you care?

Friday, January 22, 2010

How freedom in this mud land?

How freedom in this mud land? Getting worse la......

In Chinese only:
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/122480

Thursday, January 21, 2010

A good reason for cancelling credit card

A good reason for canceling credit card. For credit cards issued within Malaysia only!
Download the PDF and see for yourself!
http://hotfile.com/dl/25123040/39366c0/MX-M350U_20091207_171754.pdf.html

Malaysia boleh!

I just chui sui only la......

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Must read!

Original posting at Marina Mahathir's blog:
http://rantingsbymm.blogspot.com/2010/01/confident-people-do-not-get-confused.html

The article:

I found by chance this article the other day:

Prophet Muhammad’s Promise to Christians

The document is not a modern human rights treaty but even thought it was penned in 628 A.D. it clearly protects the right to property, freedom of religion, freedom of work, and security of the person, says Muqtedar Khan.

Muslims and Christians together constitute over fifty percent of the world and if they lived in peace, we will be half way to world peace. One small step that we can take towards fostering Muslim-Christian harmony is to tell and retell positive stories and abstain from mutual demonization.

In this article I propose to remind both Muslims and Christians about a promise that Prophet Muhammed (pbuh) made to Christians. The knowledge of this promise can have enormous impact on Muslim conduct towards Christians. Muslims generally respect the precedent of their Prophet and try to practice it in their lives.


In 628 AD, a delegation from St. Catherine’s Monastery came to Prophet Muhammed and requested his protection. He responded by granting them a charter of rights, which I reproduce below in its entirety. St. Catherine’s Monastery is located at the foot of Mt. Sinai and is the world’s oldest monastery. It possesses a huge collection of Christian manuscripts, second only to the Vatican, and is a world heritage site. It also boasts the oldest collection of Christian icons. It is a treasure house of Christian history that has remained safe for 1400 years under Muslim protection.


The Promise to St. Catherine:

"This is a message from Muhammad ibn Abdullah, as a covenant to those who adopt Christianity, near and far, we are with them.
Verily I, the servants, the helpers, and my followers defend them, because Christians are my citizens; and by God! I hold out against anything that displeases them.
No compulsion is to be on them. Neither are their judges to be removed from their jobs nor their monks from their monasteries. No one is to destroy a house of their religion, to damage it, or to carry anything from it to the Muslims' houses.
Should anyone take any of these, he would spoil God's covenant and disobey His Prophet. Verily, they are my allies and have my secure charter against all that they hate.
No one is to force them to travel or to oblige them to fight. The Muslims are to fight for them. If a female Christian is married to a Muslim, it is not to take place without her approval. She is not to be prevented from visiting her church to pray. Their churches are to be respected. They are neither to be prevented from repairing them nor the sacredness of their covenants.
No one of the nation (Muslims) is to disobey the covenant till the Last Day (end of the world)."

The first and the final sentence of the charter are critical. They make the promise eternal and universal. Muhammed asserts that Muslims are with Christians near and far straight away rejecting any future attempts to limit the promise to St. Catherine alone. By ordering Muslims to obey it until the Day of Judgment the charter again undermines any future attempts to revoke the privileges. These rights are inalienable. Muhammed declared Christians, all of them, as his allies and he equated ill treatment of Christians with violating God’s covenant.

A remarkable aspect of the charter is that it imposes no conditions on Christians for enjoying its privileges. It is enough that they are Christians. They are not required to alter their beliefs, they do not have to make any payments and they do not have any obligations. This is a charter of rights without any duties!

The document is not a modern human rights treaty but even thought it was penned in 628 A.D. it clearly protects the right to property, freedom of religion, freedom of work, and security of the person.

I know most readers, must be thinking so what? Well the answer is simple. Those who seek to foster discord among Muslims and Christians focus on issues that divide and emphasize areas of conflict. But when resources such as Muhammad’s promise to Christians are invoked and highlighted it builds bridges. It inspires Muslims to rise above communal intolerance and engenders good will in Christians who might be nursing fear of Islam or Muslims.

When I look at Islamic sources, I find in them unprecedented examples of religious tolerance and inclusiveness. They make me want to become a better person. I think the capacity to seek good and do good inheres in all of us. When we subdue this predisposition towards the good, we deny our fundamental humanity. In this holiday season, I hope all of us can find time to look for something positive and worthy of appreciation in the values, cultures and histories of other peoples.

Dr. Muqtedar Khan is Director of Islamic Studies at the University of Delaware and a fellow of the Institute for Social Policy and Understanding.

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Now, when that delegation from St Catherine's monastery came to meet with Prophet Mohamad (pbuh), I suppose it's fair to assume that they spoke Arabic to one another. And when they were conversing, surely the word 'God' must have come up. As in "May God Be With You" and such like. What word did the Prophet (pbuh) use for 'God' I wonder? And what did the St Catherinians use in return? For monotheists like them, was there a 'your God' and 'my God' type of situation, or did they understand that they were both talking about the same One?



While some idiots are mourning over the 'loss' of the word 'Allah' and therefore basically telling the world that they are people easily confused by nomenclature, and others are predicting riots over what is basically a 'copyright' issue, let me define what I think a confident Muslim should be:


1. A confident Muslim is unfazed by the issue of God's name. God speaks to all of humankind in the Quran and never said that only Muslims could call him by the name Allah.


2. A confident Muslim has 99 names to choose from to describe that One God. My favourites are Ar-Rahman (The All-Compassionate) and Ar-Rahim (The All-Merciful).


3. A confident Muslim never gets confused over which is his/her religion and which is other people's. For instance, a confident Muslim knows exactly what the first chapter of the Quran is. And it's not the Lord's Prayer.


4. A confident Muslim will not walk into a church, hear a liturgy in Malay or Arabic where they use the word 'Allah' and then think that he or she is in a mosque. A confident Muslim knows the difference.


5. A confident Muslim is generous, inclusive and doesn't think that his or her brethren is made exclusive through the use of a single language. The confident Muslim is well aware that in the Middle East, all services of ANY religion are in Arabic because that's what they all speak.


6. A confident Muslim knows the basis of his/her faith are the five pillars of Islam and will not be shaken just because other people call God by the same name.


7. A Muslim believes in only One God. Therefore it makes sense that other people should call God by the same name because there is no other God.


ART THOU NOT aware that it is God whose limit­less glory all [creatures] that are in the heavens and on earth extol, even the birds as they spread out their wings? Each [of them] knows indeed how to pray unto Him and to glorify Him; and God has full knowledge of all that they do:(Surah Nour, Verse 41) (Asad)


So I would ask those people demonstrating against the Court decision, have you no pride? Are you saying you're easily confused?

And before anyone says I have no qualifications to say these things, read what Dr Asri Zainal Abidin (who does have qualifications no matter what JAIS says) has written about this very subject here.

And here's something interesting. In 2007, the Majlis Agama Negeri Perlis, which is a large majlis filled with people very learned in Islamic religious knowledge, discussed the question of the use of 'Allah' by non-Muslims. Their unanimous decision? They issued a fatwa to say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with non-Muslims using the word at all.(This was told to me by Dr. Asri but I cannot find the fatwa anywhere online because all the religious departments' websites are so useless.)

Are we now going to excommunicate the whole of Perlis?